Dyson goes to visit the doctor, doctor advises Dyson, the whole situation concludes, the end.
DYSON: Doctor Smaydenbauer-
DOCTOR: Hang on there. [finishes writing in pink diary] "Anyway, I have a patient now so we'll talk about Jason later. Byeeeeeeeee!" Ok Dyson, what's the sitch?
DYSON: I feel like I have something lodged in me.
DOCTOR: Isn't that your job?
DYSON: Yes, but something's not, y'know...moving through.
DOCTOR: Ok well let me just take an x-ray oh wait you're practically transparent so I'll just look at you. Hmm...
DYSON: What "hmm", WHAT?
DOCTOR: Did you know your ball canister is yellow?
DYSON: Like jaundice?
DOCTOR: Yeah. Well no. But this might mean something.
DYSON: Level with me, doc. What does it mean?
DOCTOR: Oh, it's probably not-
DYSON: I'M GONNA DIE?
DOCTOR: No-
DYSON: TODAY?
DOCTOR: No no no, you're going to live today. And tomorrow and etcetera. Listen, I think it just means your manufacturer chose to make your ball canister yellow.
DYSON: Oh.
DOCTOR: Yeah. So just go home and eat a bunch of dust.
DYSON: Ok. Thanks doc. You're the best. [exits]
DOCTOR: [returns to diary] "Just had a five minute conversation with vacuum cleaner. Things are great. Should probably return this doctor jacket to the real doctor's closet. Where I'm keeping the doctor. Anywayyyyyyyyyy..."
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Music On Canvas
The rock 'n roll lifestyle is something to celebrate! Especially in wall art.
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Natural Kitchen
Natural as in stuff that happens in nature. Don't start streaking around the kitchen or anything.
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Juicers & Blenders
Because you can't drink a strawberry banana that's fresh off the plant.
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Travelpro Luggage
Don't be a Travelnovice.
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Knives For Days
You could buy them all and have a new knife every day! That's how the rich people live.
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For All Sorts Of Pets
Your pet needs stuff. We want to sell pet stuff. Let's hang out.
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Cuisinart Electrics
You'll never escape, Cuisinart Electrics will always find you
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Classy & Glassy
Drinks need to look classy while you're holding them. It can't always be red cups.
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Get Your Closet In Order
Those winter clothes are going back in there soon. Get ready.
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Furnish Your Pet's Apartment
a.k.a keep them off of your stuff
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Floorcare For Your Care
You know that they say: clean floors, clean heart.
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Shelves
Shh! Elves! If they hear you they'll run and... oh. These are just shelves. Sorry.
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Carlson Pet Gates & Beds
Also works if you want to make tiny rooms to run a cheap bed and breakfast.
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Above Edge Closet
If you live your life on the edge... you need a closet that's slightly out of the way.
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New Towels Are The Best Towels
So you should probably just burn the inferior ones you bought in 2015 and get these instead.
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